I went to Google for interview and was driven away after I just said one sentence.

Interviewer: How did you know our recruitment information?

Me: I found it out by Baidu.

Then I went to China Mobile for interview…

Q: Do you feel that you can do well in our company?

A: Yes.

Q: Then please leave your telephone number.

A: 133…

At last I had no way and decided to make a fortune in KFC.

Q: Can you sing?

A: Yes.

Q: Please sing one song.

A: More choices, more smiles, just in McDonald’s…